ARG.

I swear, the SECOND I put on lipstick, I look like a whore. I don't know why. It just brings out the rest of my makeup a lot. I DON'T EVEN HAVE THAT GREAT A MOUTH.

WHY???

Answer: because I belong in the eighteenth century, where lipstick was ONLY for whores.

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